Crystal ☆ Zalera ☆ Empyreum ☆ W30 P39
★ Open Sunday biweekly!
☆ 2 PM - 4 PM EST
★ Next opening: May 5th
Today's special!
★ Post Green Day
Got some stuff to partake in if you like the lettuce grown by the devil
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The lore
A strange blue Miqo'te wanted to take a break from his adventuring journey to work in a café. It turned out to be an assassin guild.
Now weary and wanting to take a much needed VACATION from violence, he struggled to find land to open up this humble coffee shop.
Rules and information
Cabbit Patch is a coffee shop with a bunch of potentially unhinged staff. Please don't mind them and enjoy a nice warm drink. All books on the shelf are free for customers to read... but beware, they're all sappy vampire romance novels.
Even though this is an entirely SFW venue, you and your character must be at least 18 or older to enter. Lalafell characters are welcome.
Please remain in character as much as possible and keep the OOC chatter to a minimum. Minions are not allowed inside but you can have them out and about in our outdoor seating.
Keep the chat cleaner than a bar of soap. If you wish to get spicy, take it to tells or party
All gil and items traded are totally real. I hope you are ready to part with your coin.
Do note that there is no wait staff and you'll have to pick up your items at the designated counter.
This is a quiet neighborhood. Shouts, yells, and bard performances are for staff use only. Also do not spam the chat with emotes, crafting, or materia actions.
Do not harass staff or guests. Any form of hate or discrimination will not be tolerated. This is a very LGBTQ+ friendly space.
We're currently not hiring at the moment but keep an eye on this space to see if we are~
Menu
Drinks 2000 gil
Macchiato A tiny cup of espresso with a miniscule amount of milk. Don't believe the lies of those green apron wearing harpies.Mocharetto Chocolate latte with a whisper of almond spirit. We're talking about liquor. I swear this drink ain't haunted.Vanilla Chai Spicy and sweet! Just like my boyfriend. Vanilla unlike our dynamic.Lavender Earl Grey Latte Ever walked into a flower shop and felt like you can taste the air? Have that flavor with milk.Healthy Energy Shot Don't like eating your vegetables? Neither do I. Drink them instead.
Foodstuff 2500 gil
Rainbow Bun Soft, chewy, and looks like a child's crayon drawing. Filled with rolanberry cream!Katsu Sandwich Reduce your lifespan with a big hunk of breaded and deep fried pork between two slices of carbs.Rolanberry Sandwich You were told you can't have cake for dinner? It's fine, this is a rolanberry shortcake disguised as a sandwich.
Special Foodstuff 3000 gil
Chicken (Not) Carbonara Carbonara is a sacred pasta dish made with eggs and definitely contains no cream, garlic or chicken... Unlike thisRolanberry Gummies There's a reason why they're special. Comes with two in a pack. Just eat one and wait for it to take effect. (Do not offer to friends without consent)Kittynip Comes in loose leaf or pre-rolled. Just enjoy responsibly!